Schlocktoberfest Day 7: Deadfall Trail (2009)

Another case of false advertising there no trails of any sort in this waste of 97 minutes.
Another case of false advertising there are no trails of any sort in this piece of garbage.

Synopsis: The tough, no-nonsense Julian and his more laid-back friend John are a couple of veteran campers who decide to embark on a no-frills expedition into the deep Arizona wilderness. Obnoxious troublemaker and blundering tenderfoot Paul tags along. However, things go horribly awry after John gets seriously wounded and the subsequent pressure causes Julian to degenerate into a ferocious primal state.

Schlocktoberfest Day 6: Alien Abduction (2014)

E.T. probe home!
E.T. probe home!

Synopsis: A vacationing family encounters an alien threat in this thriller based on the real-life Brown Mountain Lights phenomenon in North Carolina.

Schlocktoberfest Day 5: Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter (2012)

The Great Emancipator you say? I know him as something else entirely.
The Great Emancipator you say? I know him as something else entirely.

Synopsis: Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them.

Schlocktoberfest Day 4: The Legend Of Sorrow Creek (2007)

Your Soul Will Be Taken. After watching this POS I'm convinced it was.
Your Soul Will Be Taken. After watching this POS I’m convinced it was.

Synopsis: Kayla and Jesse loved spending their childhood summers at their grandfather’s secluded cottage in the pristine mountains of rural New England. Now, fifteen years since their last visit, the sisters return along with Kayla’s boyfriend Dean and his best-friend Tobe for a much-needed break from their busy lives in New York. But when a simple fishing accident leads the foursome to follow an unexplored shortcut through the woods, the lives of this small group of friends are shattered forever as they suddenly find themselves facing the shocking and terrible curse of one of America’s most haunted places.

Schlocktoberfest Day 3: Mortuary (2005)

Anyone else see Marlon Brando here? An undead Don Vito. Now that's terrifying!
Anyone else see Marlon Brando here? An undead Don Vito. Now that would be terrifying!

Synopsis: A family moves to a small town in California where they plan on starting a new life while running a long-abandoned funeral home. The locals fear the place, which is suspected to be on haunted ground.

Schlocktoberfest Day 2: Dog Soldiers (2002)

Of all the times to run out of Minted Milk Bones.
Something tells me I should have stocked up on Mint Flavored Milkbones.

Synopsis: A squad of British soldiers on training in the lonesome Scottish wilderness find a wounded Special Forces captain and the carnaged remains of his team. As they encounter zoologist Megan, it turns out that werewolves are active in the region. They have to prepare for some action as the there will be a full moon tonight…

Schlocktoberfest Day 1: All Hallows’ Eve (2013)

See kiddies this is why the dentist always told you to brush your teeth!
See kiddies this is why the dentist always told you to brush your teeth!

Synopsis: While watching two children on Halloween night, a babysitter finds an old VHS tape in the kids’ trick or treat bag. The tape features three tales of terror, all linked together by a murderous clown. As the night goes on strange things begin to occur in the house. It isn’t long before the babysitter learns the horrifying truth… the maniacal clown is slowly working his way into her reality.